Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Chuck "the Croc" Shumer

It's been a while, I've been quietly rusting.
A little grayer, a lot more untrusting.
The eyes of the Hawk may be a bit older,
But I can see no tears staining the shoulder...

Come on, Chuck, are you trying for a spot with the Screen Actors Guild (yes, I know I'm paraphrasing President Trump here)?

Or maybe he's hoping for a spot in professional wrestling when he's fired from the senate by his constituents. I think I've given him a cool wrestler name.


Just a thought from a sick and twisted mind that hasn't finished thinking quite yet.


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